You might remember I bought a stationary bike awhile ago, and it’s been sitting in our living room. I use it maybe once a week, but I haven’t been regular about it, and I’m trying to start. Here’s me this morning, yes, at TEN IN THE MORNING.

My Mom took the kids last night, so we got to stay up late playing World of Warcraft (Dude! I made level 79!), and then I read a story about zombies, and then I woke up at 2am from a nightmare that a zombified (and much younger) Ryan O’Neal was trying to give me a watch with four hands, and take me out for chocolate croissants.

After that, I slept in until 9:30am. As you might notice, I’m still a little tired.

But today! Today I will ride my bike! Today I will get some exercise! Right after I post this! And have some breakfast. Not chocolate croissants.