All this healthy juice is making me feel weird

Breville Juice FountainI just got done drinking about 20 ounces of Green Lemonade (a whole head of romaine, kale, a lemon, and two apples). I feel…….weird. It was tasty and all, but now it’s like those super hero movies where the guy gets bit by the spider, or maybe he drinks something radioactive, and the weirdness SPREADS THROUGH HIS BODY.

Except in my story it’s a girl, and she’s just had a whole bunch of fresh green juice after eating sugar for 34 years.

I’m not going to explode, am I?

I think I’ll go do some light aerobics, and yoga, and see if I can lift any cars.

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2 Responses to All this healthy juice is making me feel weird
  1. Ivana
    April 30, 2009 | 10:34 pm

    maybe you’re wired because you just drank sugar? the real stuff that is, not the processed, white granulated junk. I sometimes can feel the rush of sugar after eating an apple, if my blood sugar was a little low right beforehand.

    It’s a nice feeling to be feeling what the food does for you, eh?

  2. hollie
    May 2, 2009 | 9:36 am

    Yeah, it is actually REALLY nice to be able to feel the effect of food! I really think this is due to eating healthier.

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